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The Kickbush Law

the law states that if you have 5 dollars and Kickbush has 5 dollars, then Kickbush has more money.
Kickbush is just better than you. End of story. You owe me a dollar. (The Kickbush Law)
by turkish dix January 23, 2008
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Ball-Kick Paradox

Explained from DC's Legends of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 3 when John Constantine tried to Ball-Kick his father in 1977, Ball-kick Paradox is the rule of temporal travel where you can't Kick your ancestor's balls or do anything that will directly or indirectly remove your existence from the timeline as that would mean you won't exist in the future which will then mean you never averted your birth in the first place. This in effect restrains you from doing anything that would erase yourself and will be teleported into the last place you were in before you tried to do such thing
Guy 1: hey why did Constantine teleport is that his magic?

Guy 2: Nope, that's Ball-kick paradox. Instead of looping his existence back and forth the timeline just decided to prevent him from doing that

Guy 1: he tried to sterilize his dad to kill him? Extremely chaotic way to commit not alive lol
by Dangerous Singularity November 8, 2020
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KICKIN IT

by Mark April 14, 2003
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kick do'

verb (pronounced "kick dough"); To knock down a door with your foot, often done in a raging revenge; otherwise done to instigate something with someone.
If you piss me off I might have to pull a kick do'.
by J Money For Three June 11, 2006
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dragon kick

The Dragon Kick is performed like a normal 360 Jump Crescent. However after the rotation, instead of kicking with the right leg with a crescent, the left leg shoots out as a front kick. Once the leg is out, you complete 1/2 to one full rotation with the leg in that position.

Usually used on your kids as a last resort at beating them, if they wont listen. Just administer one of these babies, and you'll be gaurunteed to be asking once to clean the dishes from then on.
"Johnny, wash the dishes"
"NO! YOU DONT OWN ME!!!"
*5 across the eyes*
"WHY DID YOU HIT ME, FATHER, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU EMO EMO EMO"
*dragon kick*
"Where are those damn dishes?
by Jay Gatsby February 15, 2005
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kick

by yozoooo June 28, 2008
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Kickdown

An altruistic act of generosity, usually bestowed in a spontaneous moment.
Wow... Emma gave a kickdown of $100 dollars at the Food not Bombs benefit show!!
by Kickdown Consulting July 9, 2011
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