Keyboard Immunity

The illusion that whilst behind your keyboard everything you say to anyone has absolutely Zero come-backs in the real world, GOD MODE ON.

Allowing you to say things you normally wouldn't without fear of repercussion, only to find out they know who you are and they know where you live.

Because if you piss off enough people, someone, somewhere will find you.

Oh man oh man that was some good trollin' good trollin', now to sit back and relax in my awesome ass chair of awe-... *Shadowy figures standing at the window*

OH SHI-

As you are beaten to death with your keyboard by a group of angry forum users, the Keyboard Immunity you once thought you had, quickly disappears.

by Phauxed January 14, 2011

Keyboard Alphabet

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

Fred: What's the Keyboard Alphabet?

George: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by qweertymcfred April 28, 2011

keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.

A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.

by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013

keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.

by the real juju July 30, 2017

keyboard rambo

An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.

"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."

by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018

Keyboard Cat

A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.

Have you seen Keyboard Cat?

by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019

keyboard rape

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keyboard rape

by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020