Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man June 4, 2011

keepin' it low

Keeping it quiet., sercretive, on the down-low, cool.

What about that car crash?

Hey, I'm keepin' it low for now.

by radvfx October 22, 2015

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

Keeping bae at bay

Managing your man or woman from causing you trouble by keeping him in line.

Jon hasn't checked out liz's booty in the last 3 days. Clearly, I am keeping bae at bay.

by Fall Bondler June 7, 2017

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

keeping it os

O.S. stands for old school, so keeping it old school

Dad as he's making a margarita: "We're keeping it OS tonight!"
Everybody: "What?"

by Froggyss2 September 22, 2019

keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like

Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”

by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019