Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.
by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022
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Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact
Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017
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Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
by Info2go April 10, 2025
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Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!
by saucy_savior February 01, 2021
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Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.
You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.
by JaeLorette121 August 10, 2018
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B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
by Sofakinglit November 05, 2023
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Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.
by Jakeyyy666 September 08, 2020
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