Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

jontina

Jontina is like the sun. She's the sweetest person you'll ever met. She is a ray of sunshine. She always will bring you joy.

Jontina is a sweetheart

by Imunderyourbedandinyourcloset November 25, 2023

jontina

Jontina is like the sun. She's the sweetest person you'll ever met. She is a ray of sunshine. She always will bring you joy.

Jontina is a sweetheart

by Imunderyourbedandinyourcloset November 25, 2023

Jonnio

Jonnio is really strong. Jonnio wakes up at 1 in the morning, and begins to make his own cereal. A mix of sulphuric acid and rusty nails. This cuts into his daily diet. Next, he walks into his nearest planet fitness with 4 gallons of water all in one big jug. He begins to rep every dumbell, while doing a 13-ton bench with his pinky. This, set off the lunk alarm, the alarm exploded and burst into a firey flame, scattering its pieces all across the gym. As Joshua is headed to the sauna, he hears something that peaks his curiosity. The wall next to him explodes, causing all pieces of framing and metal to crash into him. Jonnio tanks the shots using his behemoth-like muscles. The United States of America's whole military was attempting to kill Jonnio! After the wall had exploded, they told him to calm down and try and control his roid rage. There were 100,000 soldiers outside, but Jonnio being a one man army refuses, knowing he can take all of them at once. With the whole scene looking like that one part in 'Saving Private Ryan' Joshua launches millions of litres of sweat at the soldiers drowning all of them at once. Then, Jonnio sees the Chinese military pulling in with apaches. "你好喬尼奧！我們要感謝您幫助我們攻擊美國！榮耀屬於喬尼奧!" Says Xi Jinping, the president of China. Jonnio travels the earth, in search of growing his fame. Joshua has donated 999,999,999 dollars to the 'Make-A-Wish' foundation, and has solved world hunger and created world peace. Glory to Jonnio!

Wow, I really wish Jonnio was here to let me caress his big muscles.

by zart100 November 29, 2023

Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 6, 2024

Jörning

"Jörning" is the whistful feeling of a beautiful profile picture that was around for some time, but not anymore

I'm jörning to see Julia one more time.

by Dörtie January 18, 2024