Job Defier

General term for someone with face/neck tattoos, forbidding them from most career paths that they likely have no wish in pursuing anyway. Therefore they are a "Job Defier"

: Damn! Look at that hood ass mexican with all the face ink!
: That's a job defier for you, letting everyone know he's banging until the day he dies. Or most likely until he gets locked up for good.

by Graea August 21, 2013

Job Dysphoria

The sinking feeling that ones career has taken a wrong turn and landed you where you don't belong.

In all my other computer jobs, I wore jeans and a polo shirt. In my new position, I'm surrounded by guys dressed in suits out of GQ magazine -- I'm beginning to have a severe case of Job Dysphoria.

by Mr Dilbert June 30, 2015

Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

job meeting

pointless meeting in a office or somewhere else for work

Cona :How's your day.
Lilly : *sigh* job meeting was boring.

by the milk gang member July 16, 2020

job rape

The act performed by an employer who makes software developers and other technology workers work far beyond the regular eight hour day, five day work week schedule, treats them like a pile of shit, then brings in a bunch of offshoring coordinators to train your cheaper replacements located in your company's brand new offshore office in India. The final act of job rape will be to let go the technology workers once their replacements in India have been fully trained.

The Disney IT workers in Florida were job raped in 2016; now all that work is done in India.

by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021

Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.

If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .

by Big Nut September 12, 2021

job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.

I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.

by Vincedit August 28, 2023