by Buck Kackey August 18, 2020
by LolzMan101 September 06, 2011
A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
by TheGobbled February 29, 2024
by cookiejar123 June 05, 2023
When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
by Bootyclapper November 05, 2021
Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.
Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?
Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
Person 2: wym?
Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
by Repeatswitch August 26, 2022