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Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.
Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017
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Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021
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Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021
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Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
by Gkink May 16, 2023
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Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.
Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!
by KittenCandy April 7, 2020
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quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation
"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"
by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020
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Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020
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