Jello

The sexiest 46 year old ever to live. Activist/spokesperson/former member of The Dead Kennedys/singer/songwriter/genius. Lives in San Francisco....ran for both mayor and president. ....last name Biafra

"I just had the craziest dream where I was old, but happy. Jello was my husband and I was making breakfast for him. He was commenting about the paper....it said something about the war. I remember he was pretty pissed....then it ended........and I woke up regreting I was born when I was."

by nicole le ponke' August 28, 2004

Jell

A man who drives you mad with lust, whether you're screwing, or just looking.
Big Bad Handsome Man.

"Oh my GOD! He is such a Jell!"

"The Jell from the pub last night is all I can think about, I HAVE to hook up with him next weekend!"

by Improprietress March 12, 2009

Jellen

Can refer to any particularly adorable couple; usually specifies a pair of theatre kids who are irrevocably in love, though they both have intense bitch moments.

"Did you see Jellen yesterday? They were screaming at each other in the hallway."
"Yes, but then they listened to some Adam Lambert music and apologized after a 2-second hug."

by giraffes12345 July 27, 2009

Jelloceps

The jiggly loose fat that hangs where triceps once were. Usually found on middle aged and up women wearing sleeveless shirts.

Who needs jelloshots when you can have jelloceps at the local dive bar!

by Dnasty1 March 22, 2010

jello boob

Boobs that jiggle so much with every movement that they look like a two bowls full of jello.

Man! Look at those jello boobs. I want to motorboat them or set those puppies free.

by ambs1214 April 12, 2011

Jello salad

When a woman places jello inside of her vagina, and someone eats it out.

honey maybe you can have some jello salad later

by justalady September 10, 2012

Jellfish

Something you say when Angel, Kevin or Essau say something to you and you don't know what else to say.

A,K,E: "You're stupid"
You: JELLFISH!

by AllMon November 2, 2011