Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

jarro

A little technique used by ww2 soldiers to stay a virgin and not fuck a nazi they would cut their dick out and hide it in the massive snow till next summer

That mofo in his jarro season

by Jeidndhe January 29, 2022

Jahrod

sexy, resilient all time best in the world. he has such a kind heart that will forever be kind. don't piss them off or they explode. have very good eyes.

why are you so like a jahrod

by googleurban1 February 15, 2022

jahrod

good lucking all time funny. dont piss of warning. very good eyes.

looking fine jahrod

by googleurban1 February 15, 2022

Jarod

Cade but not cool.

You ever seen a Jarod before? Neither have I.

by eyesyahck August 31, 2022

Jarron Utterback

Zesty Birkenstock lover, he has a strong love for girls who don't like him back. He constantly takes dick, that's why he plays baseball.

Tyler- Look there's "Jarron Utterback" keep your distance."
Weiner- Oh shit watch out.

by John3482 November 29, 2022

jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

by justin911 December 20, 2022