J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

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J-PRO

the greatest rapper of all time .

“is that a goat nvm it’s just J-PRO”

by Jpro Fan September 10, 2021

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j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

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j'peux pas, j’ai piscine

j'peux pas, j’ai piscine:

French for „I have no time, I have swimming class.“
Obvious excuse for shirking away from unpleasant tasks or dates.

- The laundry needs to be done today, can you do that?

- j'peux pas, j’ai piscine

by Ouimaisnon April 13, 2024

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j pass

J pass is when you have earned immunity for saying something offensive. J pass grants the privilege to say certain words without repricussion. Something earned over many years of loyalty is a j pass.

I bet Eminem had his fuckin j pass before 50

by Pottie47 May 28, 2024

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J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

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