Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021

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Iowa

The most boring state in the entire universe. all it has is corn

Iowa is boring it only has corn

by Big Brain Joe June 15, 2021

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The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here

GO TO IOWA NOW! ...bitch

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

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The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

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Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022

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