Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously

Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?

by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Invert

When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.

" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "

by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006

inverted wingman

A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).

Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.

by Benny TP June 24, 2009

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

Inverted Nigga

The term used by the white male who has been granted his nigga card by a fellow nigga. Used to confuse and de-escalate a nigga upset by a white man using the term.

"It's acceptable for me to use nigga cuz I'm an inverted nigga, nigga.

by Jim Blackstone February 18, 2024