Infant

One who has a hard time drinking large quantities of alcohol, watches StarTrek, eats Tony's Pizza, spends lots of time playing Xbox 360, is a huge fan of KidRock, and often goes by "Greggy Pooh".

Look over there on the waterbed, there is an infant laying there watching Prison Break!!!!

by Christina Beanie Baby May 8, 2008

infant

A special type of black female aka a baby girl. You can spot an infant by her weave as they are oftentimes green, blue, pink, red etc. An infant doesn't take shit from anyone and she doesn't give a f*ck. She likes to drink, the mens and having long sparkly nails. Infancy is a way of life. See HDI and zygote for other forms of infancy.

'Precious' is an infant.

I went to Crenshaw Plaza today on a safari and saw the most excellent infants.

by calvyb February 23, 2011

9th Infantry Division

The best clan for video games ever. Plays all vietnam games. Also known as 9th or 9thID.

Anders: Yo did you hear bout the best clan in the world?
Barnes: Oh you mean 9th Infantry Division?

by Anders July 4, 2004

infant

speed espcially crystal meth
when you snort it you will cry like an infant

"my wife got so mad at me for doing infant"

by rapala August 31, 2007

penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

by JessD December 30, 2007

Mental Infant

A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.

Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 9, 2003