infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 9, 2003

INAGLEXIC

IN..... INSOMNIAC
AG..... AGNOSTIC
LEXIC.... DYSLEXIC

A PERSON WHO IS AGNOSTIC AND SUFFERS FROM INSOMNIA AND DYSLEXIA

THE INAGLEXIC SUPPORT GROUP MEETING RAN LATE INTO THE NIGHT DEBATING 'IS THERE REALLY IS A DOG'?

by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 3, 2010

Infamous project

A incredible hard, tough, difficult and hazardous climbing project, which have never been climbed.

Winter acsent of Trango tower, Pakistan or the infamous project on Østre Berg in Moholt, Norway.

by easthillfive October 29, 2010

McMyocardial Infarction

Otherwise known as a "McGang Bang", this treat involves the re-assembling of a McDouble and a McChicken into one delightful entity. Regardless of which is on top, you are certain to get your rocks off.

While ingesting his McMyocardial Infarction, Ted is briefly reminded of his triple coronary bypass as he feels his arteries solidifying.

by BD577Stormer May 25, 2009

The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010

infant

1. n Renewable, organically farmed food source.

Source: W Ellis, Wired UK, November 2009 issue.

We need more infants and dried fish if we are to avoid starvation this winter.

by Morthandeus October 9, 2009

Infarct

an infarct is a formation which causes an infarction

Dude did you just infarct?

What type of infarct is that?

by professordiction April 15, 2011