The Nighthawk Imperium

an epik ROBLOX community that kicks rebel ass

In The Nighthawk Imperium, the Military Police pew pew the cadets. Cadet daycare petition when?

by lovingthepewpew April 28, 2022

Madison Impersonator

A crazy chick who frequently tries to look like Madison but will never be Madison. She spends countless hours a day attempting to pull off the fabulousity of Madison.

I want my hair cut just like Madison's....here is the picture...
I want to wear Madison's sunglasses....
Look I am in Madison's room...wearing her glasses..
I am a Madison Impersonator

by itismejlicious August 31, 2010

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

imperiasm

Exceptionally hardcore sex, with both persons' consent

He gave me a screaming imperiasm

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

impervial

(n.) anybody walking outside without a mask during Covid-19, thinking that because they are special they are therefore impervious to disease and will remain healthy. Can also refer to people who describe themselves "caring", but who don't seem to care enough to wear a mask around vulnerable populations.

The sidewalks are crowded with maskless impervials, most of them enjoying their life like people weren't dying in hospitals by the thousands.

by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020

Imperial

Cheap or of poor quality. Often precedes the word 'Vodka.' See also 'American' in conjunction with 'Cola.'

1) Dude I'm gonig to get some Voddy.
2) Some Absolut?
1) Nah man, just some Imperial.

by Whiskeyftw January 18, 2012

Imperial

All powerfull, newley used on Online Games. When you are killed, someone might call themselves Imperial, meaning that they own everybody in the game.

"Screw you all. I Imperial!"

by Gigaman July 22, 2008