Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
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A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.
A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.
Bro 1- Dude, my leg is so itchy. I think I got bit by something...
Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!
Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!
by Itchy1234 June 19, 2020
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Get the itchy bana mug.1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.
2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.
2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.
My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.
by Palientologist September 15, 2011
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Stay away from person that goes by Itchied.
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