The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

Hurt, VA

Hurt is a small country town in central Virginia. It is a part of Pittsylvania county and is a small dot on a map. There is a population of 5,000 people, most of which are either rednecks or old people.

Hurt is an extremely exciting place to live; The only things in Hurt worth mentioning are the post office and the nasty Japanese restaurant that used to be good. You actually have to go to a neighboring town to find anything to do. The nightlife includes, "hangin' at Food Lion" or if you are cool enough, "chillin' at the Freeze". The especially dumb people tend to attend field parties and get drunk because there is nothing better to do.
Hurt is conveniently located 30 miles from any store other than Wal-Mart (getting a Wal-Mart was the biggest thing that ever happened to this town.) and you have to drive an hour to get to any decent shopping. If you are considering moving to Hurt or Altavista, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Example 1-
Chris: Hey man, what's up tonight?
Ben: Nuthin much, just chillin' at the freeze.
Travis: Hey guys, I'm new to the area. I live over in Hurt, what is there to do around here?
Chris: Drive up and down Main Street or park somewhere and try to look cool. That's what you do if you live in Hurt, Va

by stuck in loserville. December 30, 2010

don't hurt em

a compliment paid to a sexy female as she walks pass you. this phrase is not spewed at each and every sexy female, but only the ones who are sexy, dressed to death from head to toe, and throwin dat booty xtra hard cuz she know you lookin. 9 times outta ten she smilin from ear to ear after you say it, but you'll never know cuz her back is towards you. she smilin though, trust me. she don't just look good,she hurtin em.

or
you see her, she look good but you on the go and don't really have time tospit at her. next best thing: don't hurt em baby

as she passed by him he did'nt try to spit at her because she was waaay outta his league and he knew he'd get shot down. but she looked sooo good that he just had to say something. so he said "don't hurt em baby".

by LastLogo October 10, 2010

hursh

(telling someone) to be quiet

"you're too loud! HURSH!"

by lauren_elizabeth January 23, 2006

get hurt

to get high as f*ck.

"What you doin right now?"
"Im gettin hurt"

"lets go get hurt"

by gt1209 April 16, 2008

but hurt

When someone is being grumpy or acting depressed. They will sit in silence wile everyone else is having a good time. They usually will deny it.

"Patrick is being all but hurt over here!"
"I know. He's been like that all day"

by The Original Kid November 20, 2011

hirst

to vomit violently outside a university building, due to unnecessary alcohol consumption, disgracing both oneself and giving those around much to laugh at.

I am feeling very rough today, oh i think i might hirst.

I did a major hirst on the way to meet my hockey team for breakfast this morning.

by STAUWHC April 16, 2009