hung up 

the event in which you're neither hanging out nor hooking up, but something in between

girl 1: "So, did you just hang out or did you end up hooking up with that cute guy at the party last night?"

girl 2: "Oh, I don't know, we just kinda hung up."

hung up by Mallieboo July 31, 2011

hung up 

stereotyped, repetitive and seemingly purposeless movements. compulsive fascination with and performance of repetitive, mechanical tasks, such as assembling and disassembling, collecting, or sorting household objects. This behavior may appear similar to the symptoms of OCD. Common in chronic amphetamine users. Similar to tweaking.

Im so hung up bro, i been up for three days but i cleaned the house, re-organized my dvd collection and shared my entire life story with a friend. That was only the first day..

hung up by Brentipoo March 10, 2009

Hung Like a Vagina 

adj (aka wanna be lesbian)

1a : tiny balls: shallow nut sac b : of, relating to, or designed for failure with lesbian women <offensive penis> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest of vagina; also : of or relating to a team in possession of a ball or johnson

2: giving painful or unpleasant sensations : nauseous, obnoxious <an offensive odor>

3: causing displeasure or resentment <offensive remarks>

— fuck the police

He tried to get some action but he's hung like a vagina.

Holy crap it smells like midgets and sin, is Hung Like a Vagina around somewhere?

Hung Like a Vagina by Run Tim-May Run March 19, 2011

Hung Parliament 

Members of British parliament with monstrous dicks with veins the size of a normal persons wrist, that are thrust down the throats of baby elephants. This process usually arouses morbidly grotesque middle aged men.

Dude at the zoo: "Damn that is one "HUNG parliament!"

Hung Parliament by GeorgePooney69 May 13, 2010

Hung like a can of beans 

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

Hung like a can of beans by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

hung le 

so gangsta and gay he'll kill u and have sex wit u

hung fucked him up then fucked him

hung le by Anonymous May 31, 2003

hung like an antelope with seven legs 

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

hung like an antelope with seven legs by Aunty Lope May 4, 2005