homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010

homoamore

1.) The state of loving gay people, but not being gay.

2)a kick-ass picture of entangled legs.

1)Dude, he ain't gay, but he's got some madd homoamore tendencies.

2)that picture is so homoamore

by gangsta15 April 12, 2005

Homeo

Pronounced: (hoe-mee-oh)

A homie.. A Romeo.. A friend who is your homie that is a sweet talker and romantic player type who remains single but flirts with all friends of the opposite gender.

Girl 1: who's your friend? He's really cute and funny.. I think he might be into me a little bit..

Girl 2: that's Vinnie he's a total homeo though I would invest to much into it, he's like that with everyone just for fun..

by Swann701 July 21, 2014

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

National no homo day

You can be sus too the boys with our saying no homo😏

Me: walk yo too John and kiss him
John: say no homo
Me: nah it’s National no homo day
John: well bet daddy

by Daddy jay sus October 21, 2020

gay homo

Someone who is, bizarrely, so excessively gay as to actually do a full 180 degree turn in terms of sexual orientation. A very confused person.

Also a phrase used by complete idiots. I mean, really STUPID people. Am I right? Of course I'm right. Why else would I be typing it? I probably should have finished this definition a few lines ago.

"Duh, you're a gay homo"

"The gay society shunned Bob the gay homo for his double-gayness"

by do I have to put something here? March 20, 2004

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009