Heppner

Large weiner

Girl 1: That guys got a heppner

Girl 2: I know! i got with him last night

Girl 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH me to!

by thisguy12344 July 29, 2010

Harlem Hippo Hump

The act of finding the fattest chick in sight, go upside down doggy-style till you vinegar stroke, crap in her rolls, then massage your balls into her butt dimples while urinating in her face, on top of a homeless guy. While he's passed out.

Don't forget to crap in her tolls, and the vinegar stroke!

(vinegar stroke is when your about to "go", and it looks like someone poured vinegar in your eye)

It is the. Harlem Hippo Hump

by BOBBY LIKES IT BIG AND BLACK January 2, 2011

Wet hippo

When a man lays on a water bed as a very large women gets a running start and jumps on the man and the water bed explodes.

Trudy (weighing about 300 pounds) jumped on Jim and the water bed exploded and flooded the room. This is referred to as a wet hippo.

by Ryan Daggett April 6, 2011

Hippocricket

n. a person who is overweight and loud.

boy: "my dad said you're a hippocricket!"

woman: "Don't you mean a hypocrite?"

boy: "No! He says you're fat and annoying!"

by sha'poohpooh July 18, 2011

Heppy

“Heppy” term used like “happy” but a cooler version, for all y’all cool beans out there 😎

Yaa braa this girl makes me so heppy dude 😎🤠

by Tess tess the best best April 21, 2019

Hippo

large dangerous animal

ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed

by Swift December 14, 2003

hippo-fucker

1. One who fucks hippos or enjoys watching others fuck hippos. 2. Someone acting or saying something stupid/moronic/idiotic/etc.

I don't want to watch american idol because Simon is such a hippo-fucker

by Patrick PC July 25, 2007