heffer111

Species Loseritus dweebetortus.

You can discover heffer111 in the darkest depths of the Vestibule.

by Hiphopotamus July 6, 2003

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017

heder

A tall, handsome guys with a flawwless face. Many women will fall in love with him. One of a kind

You're such lucky because your face are so heder

by Itshe4er April 23, 2018

Heier

Little boy

Tommy: did you hear Carl is a heier
Tony: nah man

by Jeffreyogloc October 7, 2019

Heifer Fluffer

Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.

"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

by *Barbie July 25, 2006