tortoise-heading

Needing to poo so urgently that you can hardly hold it in and it feels like the poo is poking out yr cheeks momentarily before sucking it back in.

I gotta shit so bad I'm tortoise-heading.

by Miejo January 19, 2010

pin heading

Typically considered the hobby of over weight bored people that want to look at the creative nature of others that take the the time to make something and post it for others to get good ideas from. In other words people who go onto pintrest with absolutely no intention of doing anything they actually see

(Woman on the phone) OMG did you see that amazing cupcake on pintrest I repined it like 20 times! (Man in the background) What the hell will you stop pin heading and get over here and make a cupcake!!!!!

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013

hearingaid

The act of fornicating with the hole created by a woman's ear spacer.

Man, See that bitch with the hole in her ear? I've gave her a hearingaid.

by Lindsay Forrester March 20, 2009

approval hating

The act of being well-liked but not realizing that in the slightest.

Sometimes an approval hating
Will demolish one's approval rating.
-A future poet laureate.

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010

Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.

The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.

by WHOLCO1 October 27, 2008