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HELP ME!!! 

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what
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Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan
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Help with homework 

If one says that another is coming over to “Help with Homework”,
It is slang that you will most likely working something else.
Brother: Why is your Boyfriend here?
Sister: So he can Help with homework

Brother, all knowing: *laughs*

Help ! I need somebody ! 

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »
Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !

help my room just set on fire 

This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.
Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department

help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!
boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss