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Haddawayitis

1. The adverse chemical reaction that turns a human invisible after being an intentional or unintentional participant in anal sex. Typically only seen in homosexual males, it has however been known to appear among the heterosexual male population in rare cases.

2. A rigorous belief system in which followers believe the prostate only exists for the sole purpose of blowing chunky loads from man on man love.
Example of the first known case of haddawayitis, claiming several victims:
Dutch: Yesterday, what did you see?
Dillon: You're wasting your time.
Dutch: No more games!
Anna: I don't know what it was. It...
Dutch: Go on.
Anna: It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle. We call it "la haddaway diablo".
Dillon: You saying that Blain and Hawkins were assfucked by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is two to three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

2. "See the prostate exists for the sole purpose of anal sex, it's quite clear nature intended for us to get fucked in the ass on a regular basis" "uh excuse me I think you don't understand the actual physiological uses for the pro -" "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP!"
by pleasken September 1, 2012
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Hayday

Something people say to feel like they've matured and grown when they truly have not.
Person 1: Back in our hayday we didn't get this much homework.
Person 2: You fool, what hayday? We always got this much work!
Person 1: Oh yeah. What's wrong with me?
Person 2: My thoughts exactly.
Person 3: Did someone say hayday? I was quite the baller in mine.
Person 1: Go away dude.
Person 2: Yeah nobody asked you!
by bleached101 June 14, 2019
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Haddadime

Shorthand for "if I had a dime for every time ____." Can also be used as an adjective or noun.

1) Adj.-- Played out, overdone, common
2) N.-- An object or item which is has become old, overused, or so common that virtually everyone has it

Can also be spelled had-a-dime.
1) Man, Green Day is so haddadime. You hear them everywhere, and they're not even that good.

2) I'd read the DiVinci Code, but that haddadime is everywhere. There's no fun in reading such a mainstream book.
by DeusExMagna August 10, 2005
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Hadda

Police or cop
A call devised to inform others that police are in the area
Hadda hadda!
by r731509 December 27, 2010
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Shannon Hadaki

A simple girl, living in a complicated world
she plays games, games and more games
a model and just a beautiful woman
jon- i was talking to shannon, she looked hot today
other person - well no duh shes shannon hadaki
by jonwtfuxxxx October 24, 2011
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Hadassah

when you cum in your nose and sneeze it out onto your surroundings.
bro i just hadassahed all over myself!”
by Caid h December 6, 2020
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Hamdancer

A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.
Jesus! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.

My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.
by Acegunfighter September 5, 2011
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