i was hacked 

The excuse for when your computer isn't working.

A person trys to log into WoW, "Cannot connect to services", I was hacked!

i was hacked by Gaming_Beast_64 August 26, 2014

left-handed football bat 

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

left-handed football bat by Jebus January 27, 2005

Two-Handed Zamboni 

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

Two-Handed Zamboni by sex canada May 17, 2009

Hacked

1. Completely ridiculous and crazy.

2. Showing mad skills.

Damn, that bank robbery was fuckin hacked!

I hacked that test and got an A+.

Hacked by AznBoi97531 January 23, 2009

left handed web sites 

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

left handed web sites by b0ng April 3, 2003

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle 

Same thing as spanking it and whackin' it!

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle by Cartman40 July 25, 2009

one-handed site 

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.

Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"

one-handed site by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012