Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Mississippi Handshake

A slang term for getting stabbed, shanked, or shived.

A fight broke out at the bar and I almost got a Mississippi Handshake!

by Damnitsasha May 27, 2016

Kitchen Handshake

Bumping elbow against elbow

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!

by xaib December 13, 2014

holder handshake

A Holder Handshake is a ritual carried out by homosexuals.

It involves holding onto a males long curly 70's styled hair while inserting a clenched fist into their anus.

A holder handshake was named after the 1970's icon Noddy Holder (because of the hairstyle... Not the act in question)

Example:

Steve - So you went down to the gay village last night. Did you pull?
Drew - Yeah. I received a massive holder handshake
Steve - hahaha. I thought you were limping

by Naked Friday May 15, 2015

forbidden handshake

The Forbidden Handshake is when 2 males shake hands while their dicks are touching tips and/or are wrapped around depending on length of one's penis

Friend 1: Ay bro let's do the Forbidden Handshake

Friend 2: Bruh ...Hell no

by Symbiote May 5, 2022

Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 4, 2020

Grangemouth Handshake

The act of anal sex with a radioactive strap on dildo.
Often linked to increased chances of gastrointestinal cancers due to the radiation, and related to Grangemouth due to the grimy industrial town's refinery plant.

"So I found out that I had bum cancer, and thinking back, it was probably because of that Grangemouth Handshake my ex gave me."

by Raptorclaw August 18, 2018