Ass Handle

The insetion of your thumb, right or left, into the fart box of a female sexual partner while grabing the ass flap, right or left, and commencing to punish with your man pole until ejaculation. Usually followed by a donkey punch.

that bitch was climbing the wall and whaling all loud and shit when i gave her the ass handle so i had to knock her out cold with a donkey punch

by DeezNutzz July 29, 2008

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michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

by the mystery banger October 2, 2010

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can handle

the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.

When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!

by Gaydar Love October 24, 2003

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door handle

A lever found commonly on the outside of a door or swinging portal to another room. Usually placed around 3 1/3 feet above the ground. Some handles or "knobs" are metal or occasionally plastic (very rare).

Door handles are great. When I need to get somewhere, they really help me get there. Wow they're great. Skeet Skeet

by BLANDRY February 20, 2006

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average handle time

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.

Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

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You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual

You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual

by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 1, 2017

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cock handle

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!

Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)

by grace loftus August 11, 2006

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