Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.

Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.

by Honda Dave January 5, 2009

Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019

Hambone Henry

A Homosexual of Buff Stature

"That dude's a Hambone Henry"
"You can tell because of his lisp"

by Mo Yosef October 2, 2005

HAMboner

A pseudo-intellectual newsgroup poseur/stalker with an affinity for copying and pasting words that they can't understand. Also one who changes screen names in order to have fake conversations with themselves so that they can appear innocent and benevolent when the crap hits the fan.

Wow, that's some typical HAMboner bullshit...ignore it and move on.

by Luanne September 14, 2003

Hambone

Four strikes in a row during a 10 pin bowling tournament. Started as a catch phrase by ESPN announcer Rob Stone, it has turned into a bona-fide term for four strikes much like Turkey is the bowling term for three strikes in a row.

As Mike Edwards threw his 4th strike in a row, the crowd yelled "Hambone"!

by Samantha Mulligan February 28, 2008

hammock

pronounced: ham-mick
-noun-

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

I laid in the hammock. It was nice.

by Nuclear Tank Tactory March 27, 2009

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005