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Social Stature 

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"
Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"

Statue Toppler 

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.
"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"
Statue Toppler by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.
Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal
why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue
Ter Statue by iamloah November 30, 2021

Throw Me the Statue

A great indie-pop band from Seattle. They don't really have any bad songs. Their best album is by far Creaturesque. Good to listen to if you're feeling down and need something to pick you up.
Dizzy from the Fall is the best song by Throw Me the Statue IMO.

Slovakian Statue of Liberty

The act of giving someone a surprise enema while they are standing up. The victim must then remain as still as a statue - any movement will liberate the contents of their colon.
I gave my roommate a Slovakian statue of liberty as revenge for him never doing his damn dishes.