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HAMILTON

Jesus' middle name. No known origins for this word which became part of the Washintonian hipster vernacular in 2007. Hamilton may also be used without the Jesus, when calling to a person or person's who is acting in an annoying way.
As in Jesus H. Christ. The "H" stands for Hamilton.
by Tish The Dish March 14, 2008
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hamilton yellow jacket

When someone pees on your face and then you motorboat them
Dude me and my girlfriend where experimenting during sex last night the I gave her a Hamilton Yellow Jacket
by DefenitionDouchè July 19, 2015
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nathan hamilton

Man that guy must be a Nathan hamilton
by Nelson totties February 15, 2018
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Alexander Hamilton

Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O
~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”

Alexander Hamilton is a whore
by Musical girl May 17, 2018
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joshua hamilton

A guy who messes up the great things in his life. He likes to play basketball and he is tall. He is a super chill, nice and smart kid.
His favorite number is also 13 for the most part. He is also not good at explaining what he means half the time which is a good reason on why his relationships never last, but he is stuck on one girl that changed his life...
girl: Explain what you mean and don't pull a Joshua Hamilton
by DAtNiBbaJ May 19, 2018
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Hamilton

A once thriving industrial city in Southern Ohio, now a run-down shithole with about half of the buildings vacated. Now almost completely populated by either crackheads, pill fiends, hill-jacks, or some other sort of degenerate you can think of.

Most women in the town are below average attractiveness, but are terribly slutty nonetheless. The women that are average usually become prostitutes by the time they're thirteen years old.

The only business still making a profit in the town is a paper mill, so half the town smells like human shit.

Also known as Hamiltucky, because it was originally populated by the rejects from the coal mines in Kentucky, who moved north seeking work.
1) "Hey, where are you from?"

2) "Hamilton, OH"

3) "I've never heard of it."

4) "Good."
by Xazzaphrazz March 12, 2012
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Hamilton, Ontario

a polluted city with a corrupt mayor. there isn't really any good reason to come here, unless you really like steel or smog. the downtown area is full of crazies, and people who go to hillfield are rich snobs.
now that red hill valley is gone, why would anyone ever want to live in hamilton, ontario?
by glinda.. September 30, 2005
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