Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.

No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.

by ThaMax July 11, 2010

Halo Styles

A Halo competition nvolving 8 or more people, usually involving heavy drinking and unabashed usage of expletives and cuss.

"Shit, bitch... it's been like a month since we have had a Halo Styles"
-A. Patel

by Crapshooter August 5, 2003

Halo

A series of video games, books, novels, and other media that is heavily based on the character known as Master Chief. Although there are some games that do not have Master Chief in them, every Halo game currently in existence from 2010 back has referenced him in one way or another. The main enemy in the Halo games are The Covenant, a series of aliens who've come to take over every planet including Earth.

Thomas: "Dude, I'm going to go home and play Reach"

Nicholas: "Reach was okay, but I'm honestly a bigger fan of Halo Wars"

Dario: "You guys are both crazy, Halo 2 was the best of the Saga!"

by Darioooooooooooo October 28, 2010

Halocrombie & Postel

The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.

by TruePlayer91 December 13, 2010

Halo day

Calling in sick to work on the release day of a highly anticipated video game so time can be spent playing the new game. Named for the large number of people that called in sick on the day that Halo 3 was released.

Battlefield 3 is coming out next Monday; Fuck work I'm calling in a Halo day.

by popeiler July 23, 2011

halo roofie

The act of adding a roofie to the alcoholic beverage of someone you wish to corrupt. Usually in a professional or social situation. The target then acts in a non-professional manner, rendering their reputation (their halo) as questionable at best.

Joe: Dayum, my co-worker was out of her mind last night, hanging on every guy, taking her clothes off, and passing out under the kitchen table. She normally doesn't act like that, i wonder if someone slipped her a halo roofie, she was kinda moving up the corporate ladder way too fast...

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

Rusty Halo

When you take a shit and don't wipe and later that day you notice a crusted shit around your rectum resembling a Rusty Halo

Boy 1: Aww man I totally got a bad Rusty Halo
Boy 2: Dude you need to wipe!

by MorningThunder January 28, 2012