goomp

Slang term for the act of male ejaculation, or for the semen itself.

1. Those calves are so sexy I could just goomp all over them.

2. I need to find a car wash that can clean the goomp stains off the back seat of my car.

by Magnus Malan October 3, 2011

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Gomper

To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.

Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'

by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

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A term used for marijuana and the act of smoking marijuana. The word gwop can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. This phrase is often used around old people so they do not know what you are talking about.

Hey, Mackenzie, do you wanna gwop later?
Let's go pick up some gwop and head over to la casa de jane?
Fat Cats gwop fer dayz...

by Chief Poke Smot July 20, 2011

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Glomping

Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.

"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009

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