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gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.
Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.
by Mick Onium October 24, 2012
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guerro

hispanic slang for WHITEY THE WHITE MAN. This is what they call you in spanish when you diss 'em in english.
Mira a la pinche guerro!! He thinks he so tough but he's just a racist loser.

Also the name of a recent Beck album.
by Miss maya January 3, 2006
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gaper

this is acutally an acronym that stand for Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. Referring for a skier or snowboarder, usually wearing bright 80's ski gear that cannot ski or ride, or a tourist in a mountain town who walks around with their mouth agape in awe of the mountains!
That gaper got out of control and crashed into a tree!

Those gapers are stopping traffic standing in the middle of the street taking a picture.
by Kellen McGinnis January 25, 2008
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gubernataculosis

ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)
Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis.
by weeZy August 12, 2002
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Gubernor

An elected leader of a state with a delicious chocolate coating.
The Gubernor of Massachusetts is a complete socialist wingnut. Yet he is strangely appealing to the brainwashed masses due to his milk chocolate coating.
by albud October 3, 2010
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Guerlynn

Nicest, sweetest, most intelligent and beautiful young lady.
Whoa, i just saw Guerlynn.
by Guerlynn January 21, 2004
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L.A. Gaper

A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.
Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?

Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.

Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!
by Stian Hollings April 1, 2007
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