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Gubernor 

An elected leader of a state with a delicious chocolate coating.
The Gubernor of Massachusetts is a complete socialist wingnut. Yet he is strangely appealing to the brainwashed masses due to his milk chocolate coating.
Gubernor by albud October 3, 2010
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Gubernot 

1.n. One who is unable to view a situation or object clearly and straight on, as if their vision is impaired. Can be literal or figurative.

If Greg wasn't such a gubernot and kept his eyes on Sally's face, he wouldn't be gettin sued for sexual harassment.
Gubernot by 50_Cent April 29, 2008
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Gubernotorious 

To be or close to being the Notorious governor of Maine, or someone who knows how windmills work and can run his/her government with eyes closed and drunk as fuck.
Hi my name is Spose. I'm your new gubernotorious governor, which means I can run this damn state blind. BUT we must make sure that Maine day is on 4/20, which I think the weedists will agree it is the perfect holiday! If you don't like me, die!
Gubernotorious by sposefan October 31, 2014

Gibernors 

Little people, often with an ape-like quality (either physical or in their daily patterns), who tend to talk a lot, do not let others talk, and you, as a listener, cannot follow them most the time either because of slurred words or nonsensical rambling.
Fucking grade nine gibernors wont shut up!
Gibernors by Yoav Lewkowicz February 26, 2004

Gubernotorious

The state of being a notorious goober or just a silleh and goofeh lil guy in general :3
Yo bro that guy's so gubernotorious
Gubernotorious by hewwocolonthree January 24, 2026
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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