gaffer

A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one

I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer

by Hayton April 21, 2005

Gaffe

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a gaffe

"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden

"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden

by Icy Wyte June 13, 2022

guffawrt

A guffawrt is the practice of simultaneously laughing, or guffawing, and farting.

My most embarassing guffawrt was during a job interview at Sizzler.

by Brunocerous December 14, 2005

gurfer

A girl who surfs and isn't afraid to enter what boys believe is 'their territory' out in the water.

Gurfers usually shred and show guys up out in the water.

by gurfer101 December 31, 2013

Getting more gutfeld

Opposite of getting smaller and smaller

Getting more and more intellectually and culturally relevant when you have your own TV show.

Fox News is getting more gutfeld in our own cancel culture times

by Sexydimma January 9, 2022

Guffle Doat

The part of skin between male nipples

"my guffle doat hurts when you pull my chest hair"

by Captain Peter *Chillen* January 4, 2008

gaffe

A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.

"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."

"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."

Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."

by Van Timm August 20, 2011