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Gerda

Gerda is a hot,sexy girl. She’s the one wining the fights and arguments. Even tho she’s seems hard and cruel, she is really nice and friendly when you got to know her.
You should be more like Gerda, you are to dumb
by That man not his June 25, 2018
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set the fox to guard the henhouse

Putting somebody in charge of a job, when they have a conflict of interest. Often used to refer to industry "self-regulation" or to putting an industry insider on the board that regulates that industry, e.g., appointing an executive of Comcast as chairman of the FCC.

Can also refer to a similar problem in private industry, e.g., putting the manager of a failed project in charge of the investigation into why the project failed.
Mike Taylor has been appointed to head the Food Safety Working Group at the FDA. The President has set the fox to guard the henhouse.
by s%mebody September 23, 2011
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guardian

A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.
girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008
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Guard Dogs

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.
"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"
by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010
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Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.
1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."
by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011
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Guedette

A female guedo. A girl of any Italian decent with many guedo brothers and a father who spoils her. She commonly dons slutty blonde high lights with any possible base color, wears tight jeans, has extremely strait hair and is orange. The guedette can commonly be found in Long Island, Satin Island and New Jersey. And though, not always, the guedette is commonly a bitch.
Did you hear her accent? What a guedette.
by J.T.F. July 29, 2007
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National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.
"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"
by Copacetic October 1, 2012
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