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Grumpany

The company of people in a grumpy mood.
Grumpy people that you are forced to be around.

"Oh, dude, you would not believe how hard it was too hang out with those guys after they lost the game. Some seriously low spirits there, bro. They were some bad grumpany."
by Shamaniac June 16, 2018
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Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.
by Desperate Grandpa June 7, 2019
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Grumpet

A grumpy racist who mainly dislikes people of light skin.
"You better stop", the grumpet said.

That gator grumpet is always cap'n some none sense.
by V Willy September 11, 2019
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Grumpapotomus

A grumpapotomus is the word to define someone that is being grumpy
Lauren's been such a grumpapotomus ever since Rolo stood in the rain all night...again
by Sregor February 9, 2020
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righteous grumpy

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy
by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008
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Sugar Gramps

When Ladies get too old to get a Sugar Daddy they need to get a SUGAR GRAMPS - preferably one that has one foot in the grave
"wow, Barb just turned 40 and is now single... she needs to get herself a rich SUGAR GRAMPS"
by babzilla August 20, 2011
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The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.
Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!
by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013
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