gooch sniffer

someone who sniffes the gooch

hey gooch sniffer stop sniffing my gooch!!!!!!!

by andy dicks and underwizzle and nockie boy December 28, 2005

goblin gooch

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.

I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.

by goochmonkey June 29, 2006

gooch

This body part
Keeps things apart
sep'rating balls
from where shit calls...

When im a bad boy my mama bites my gooch

by Chuck Mangionnni February 4, 2009

goochy mama

1. Somebody who lets you down, wusses out on your plans
2. Someone who reminds you of a gooch (looks like one, smells like one, is hairy like one).

1. Don't be a goochy mama and come with me to the party!
2.Ew, watch out, goochy mama at twelve o'clock.

by Stephmeister July 26, 2008

gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.

i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night

by leek nivek May 24, 2009

Goosh

Expression of surprising disgust, used when no other words come to mind. Saved for especially sickening situations (see sentence below). More O's can be added. I.E.- GOOOOOOSH!!!

Ashley: *is live streaming and digging in her crotch. She stops to sniff her fingers and nearly passes out from her own brand
Anyone watching: "GOOSH!!!"(Also acceptable: "GOOOOOOSH!!!")

by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006