Goon Bag Roulette

You peg a goon bag to the washing line and get a bunch of your mates to gather round. You then spin the line and whoever it lands on has to drink then spin it again.

Oi, cunts, lets play goon bag roulette

by Punsexual Cat May 29, 2018

goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable but sparse presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Sean McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

by fakke July 16, 2008

goon warrior

one who consumes large amounts of goon. goon is the cheapest and strongest alcohol available to money tight teenagers.

see how much he had to drink. he's a goon warrior

by pelaco December 14, 2009

Goodtimes

A popular t.v show involving an impoverished black family, the Evans

"Damn, Damn, Damn"
-Florida Evans when James Died

by MissDimplz February 4, 2005

Goon

A male at a party or social event who

1. Drinks excessive amounts of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting fucked up
2. Only socializes with other goons who are also guys

3. Is typically of larger size

4. Consumes only cheap alcohol revolving around Natty Daddys, Milwaukee's Best Ice, and PBR's

The goons at the party drank all of the Natty Daddy's.

by logeatloco0082 September 25, 2017

Goon

Verb: "To goon, goons, gooning" To push societal limits. Taking actions without regarding the consequences.
Noun: "A Goon, multiple goons" A person who goons.

"Yo! That guy pulled a major goon!"
"Wow, that guy is a total goon! He took a shit off of a parking ramp!"
"Yuh, I need some gooning in my life right now. Let's scream really loudly outside of a supermarket."

by Grand Daddy Wizard May 14, 2018

Goon

1. A hired thug or henchman... i.e. "Hired Muscle" ostensibly to intimidate an adversary/target...

2. In hockey, a minimally talented but very violent player who usually fights a lot. Less common in modern professional hockey due to rule changes.

1. "Luca Brasi was a feared goon for the Corleones"

2. "Gino Odjick was the ugliest goon I ever saw"

by ReggieReggieReggie77 July 8, 2015