Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone

Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye

by Chance021993 December 15, 2023

Denver Goodbye

An especially memorable sexual encounter just before parting ways with a loved one.

My girlfriend just texted me and told me she just got wet remembering the Denver goodbye I railed into her a couple months ago.

by Taetae4fun January 21, 2024

Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.

Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!

by DizzyD January 27, 2024

thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.

“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”

by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023

Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.

"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."

by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023

Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024