pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?

Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.

by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009

Throat Goat

Name for someone , mostly a girl ; who gives you the best mind blowing oral sex ever.

" yea , bro that bitch ate my dick up , she a real throat goat"

by tomboy princess April 27, 2021

Goat Fuck

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.

Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"

by FrontierViking July 15, 2008

Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.

Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.

by Consuelo K December 29, 2006

Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.

Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.

by TexMachina April 27, 2007

gator dive

the act of being in a pool or on a bed were she puts a guys penis in her mouth and rolls like an alligator making her a gator girl

ron: Hey see that chick over there

bill: yea what about her

ron: she does the gator dive

bill: ahh o my god

ron: i her shes pro at it

bill: haha

bill: that little gator girl

gator girl: why are you looking at me like that

by godfree34 June 1, 2009

Goat Stroker

Is a deviant masturbator.

Hell no! you can't come in the portajohn with me you Goat Stroker.

by Crham December 26, 2015