assume my gender

How to trigger anybody and everybody in this world.

Did you just assume my gender?

by The_Guy45 April 6, 2017

Garden Chef

One who performs oral sex on anothers cornhole i.e. salad tosser

yea that jeff is one hell of a garden chef

by The Barnes March 11, 2005

Gardenologist

A person who lives to garden,has studied (formally or informally) plants,trees,etc. and can tell you more about them than you probably want to know.
Can be found in mostly sub-urban and rural areas.
Area of expertise is varied, but is usually related to their own "zone".

Gardenologist: Wow! That's an amazing senna!
Friend: Uh... yeah, nice.... (huh?)
Gardenologist: Hey! What's that weird looking plant by your foot?
Friend: I dunno, you're the gardenologist!
Gardenologist: Oh,how sweet, there's a name for people like me!( proceeds to pluck a leaf of unknown plant to identify later)

by DonnazJeanz September 23, 2007

garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller

jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face

by digger19620 May 29, 2008

Garden Fever

When a white person is attracted to/dates a person of mixed race. A variation of 'Jungle Fever'.

Person1: Dude, Sally totally has Jungle Fever. She's obessed with that black guy..

Person2: No man, he's not black, he's mixed. Sally has Garden Fever!

by icouldwriteasong December 27, 2010

Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name

Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"

by Granny smithapple October 4, 2010

gardenshower

A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.

see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.

WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.

by Scants January 24, 2012