genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.

after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.

by bsffreak May 28, 2008

to geir

Geiring is when you tell somebody that they have nothing to do or if you're acting very silly.

A few examples of the verb to geir:

- Haha, you've got nothing to do.
- Stop geiring!

- Stop geiring in public, you son of a gun.

by Floppy4all December 8, 2009

loser-generated content

Digital content such as online videos produced by people on the Interweb lacking time, creativity or personal taste.

"I've got an idea, let's start a viral video contest that asks for user-generated content."
"Won't work. We'll get a bunch of loser-generated content instead."

by monkeycheese99 April 21, 2010

Pussmaster General

Noun. The master of all puss. So highly esteemed that he was appointed to this Cabinet-level position by the President of the United States.

"Damn! That guy is the Pussmaster General. I'd let him lick my envelope any day." - Female Admirer

by TrapsAndDelts April 23, 2011

Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"

by Kasmie December 5, 2014

Spengmeister General

The epitome of an absolute speng. A collosal speng.

Rich: Leon's not in today because kicked a solid car park bollard to see if it was hollow.
Jamie: Absolute Spengmeister General, right there.

by Founder's Dining Whore December 14, 2016

Keyboard General

Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards

"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."

by Spectre Eelman April 17, 2017