Geezer

Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!

*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."

by deadsushisocks June 6, 2013

Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

greeper

a device applied to the two ends of a cord, tying them together in a conventional bow and enabling the knot to be loosened and tightened, without ever coming undone. Typical application: shoe laces, swimming shorts, sports trousers etc.

have you got the Greeper device on your shoes?

by Peter Greedy April 17, 2008

geeberdeeks

the ultimate couple combination. these two people together are like the branjolina of awesomeness.

hey man, i wish i could find the right girl so i could be part of a geeberdeeks

by geeeberdeeks12 December 14, 2010

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by Jerry October 13, 2003

Geeter

Marijuana cigarette. A very large Geeter is often referred to as a once-around or a Jamaican Jelly-roll

Dude, don't be a such a Bogart, break out your stash and twist up a Geeter

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007