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Garrett

You'll often find these making ramen and eating bacon by itself while rice cooks in the background. A shiny forehead and somewhat thiccness to a beautiful structure are the main physical attributes, the rest of their attributes are being a sweetheart and a busy-body. They are always Pretty Busy.
Bro, I went to bed at 4 am yesterday and was pretty busy, I think I'm becoming a Garrett!
by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019
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Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.
Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."
by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020
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Pyles Garrett

The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and then clubbing them like a baby seal with a football helmet
Dude I totally gave her a Pyles Garrett last night.
by Avetso December 1, 2019
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Garrett

A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.
Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!
by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 18, 2013
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Garrett

A very sexy man of the Mormon religion mostly likes to sleep and eat food
by Sockmonkey April 19, 2018
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Garret

Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.
Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!
by Wiggleswag June 27, 2016
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