Garfield

A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.

The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.

Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.

Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"

Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"

by asinc November 20, 2012

John Garcia

The husky vocalist of Kyuss. While Josh Homme and Queens of the Stone Age have had the most success after stoner fathers Kyuss split, Garcia is by far the most underrated. His other projects include Unida and Slo Burn, both are hard to get hold of. None of these compare to Kyuss though. Kyuss own.

Someone better release Unida with the master John Garcia's excellent singing

by Albino May 13, 2005

Sergio Garcia

A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question.

the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.

he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).

Matt: "dude, did you hear sergio garcia left spit in the cup for tiger to touch?"

Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"

matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"

by vijay singh March 7, 2009

Gaffing

The act of engaging in French kissing with a partner, or partners, used to express an excessive length of time.

Zac : How did the party go last night?

Owen : Oh it was good, I spend the whole night gaffing Katie

by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

Ricardo Garcia Jr.

Ricardo Garcia, Boocifer. The love of my life? The man I want to marry one of these days. The guy who makes me feel like a queen. He completes my life in every way possible. I never knew what love truely was until i met him, hes my one and only.

forever and fucking always.

I love ricardo garcia jr.

by boootiful November 29, 2010

Garfield

1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat

1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe

by Shmoy May 14, 2006

Jimenez Garcia

It is when a male or female shave their pubic hair and braid it into a rope. They tie one end of the rope to a dildo covered in shit they then swallow the shit covered dildo while holding onto one side of the rope. Right before they shit the dildo out they pull it back up through there ass up there intestines and out their mouth.

Jimenez Garcia is similar to a Really deep throat, often yet inccorectly spelled Gimenez Garcia, Pubic rope

by Lnoobpwner February 20, 2009