wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

gank

to kill someone who is otherwise occupied, a common activity of griefers.

"He ganked that level 20 while he was busy fighting a troll."

by Rhett is wrong May 13, 2005

gank

This is a word used to identify a skank that steals an object from you.

He ganked my bubbles!

by Danielle May 26, 2004

gank

A type of cabbage native to the Ukraine. Also known as a gank-flower.

"This gank salad is superb, Darlene! I must have the recipe!"

by Kalmazoo702 May 29, 2003

gank

Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

Genocide is completely gank.

by James Keenan May 30, 2006

Ganking Out

Hanging out like a gangster in a place where gangsters might be found.

Mike: Hey Lai, whatcha doin?
Lai: Just ganking out at the mall yo.

by Coco Fantana April 15, 2008

time-gank

v. to stall or procrastinate, causing inconvenience or irritation to others.

n. one who stalls or procrastinates, causing inconvenience or irritation to others.

1.Nina, don't time-gank! We're about to be late!

2.Nina is such a time-gank! We always end up waiting for her!

by Michael Hitt March 17, 2008