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guilt cake

a special cake that is presented only after you have forgotten about someone's birthday; the intention is to make you feel guilty for forgetting
I forgot my dad's birthday and 3 months later, my step-mom brought out a guilt cake cake for him as a surprise. I sat there uncomfortably... thinking, "what a nice surprise... now I can feel really guilty about forgetting my dad's birthday"
by lexshare August 16, 2011
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Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").
The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.
by The Ripper May 13, 2005
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blow job guilt

Blow Job Guilt is when a guy spends anywhere between an hour or half a day begging his girl for a blow job, gets it, and then feels guilt afterwards.

Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.

She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.
GUY: Hey baby, why doncha go down on me?
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.

(twenty minutes later)

GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.

(twenty minutes later)

GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!

(after he finishes)

GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.
by miraeja October 5, 2007
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Jewish Guilt trip

A Jewish Guilt Trip is the course of action taken upon a Jew when one feels they need to get there way. a Jewish guilt trip is more powerful then anything in this universe and can be very dangerous if not used correctly. Jewish mothers use this power quite a lot. These are performed best by Jews.
classic Jewish Guilt Trips

speaker 1-"hey are you going to eat the last bagel?"
Jew-"oh no go ahead take it"
speaker 1-"you sure?"
Jew-"positive, go right ahead enjoy"
speaker 1-"you sure?, cause it's ok, really, like i don't really want it"
Jew-"no it's fine, sure i haven't eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy"
speaker 1-"oh no i can't, here have it"
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"what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? I assure you if you had traveled the distance I have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you"
by Roni Goldburger February 23, 2009
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Freeloader's Guilt

When someone who is a known freeloader has received "charity" gifts from someone, and they end up letting things go such as bitchiness, abuse, or excessive rudeness, due to the fact that they feel that they have no right to oppose this person because they have bought them so many things.
Anna: "Yeah, I just can't take her bitching at me so much, but it's just that I have the worse freeloader's guilt, and I don't feel that I have the right to say anything =("
by Anna! =) November 30, 2009
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White guilt

Hi, I'm Jamima, I'm a white saviour who gets offended on behalf of another race and I want to cancel culture on behalf of the black people. My ideologies stem from white guilt.
by UltimateDoge April 27, 2021
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man guilt

The burden of having balls and a penis while trying to live up to society's ideal standards and failing.
She told me she liked girls better and I got a serious case of the man guilt yet again.
by booblover December 15, 2009
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