by Jake December 8, 2004
Get the grubtastic mug.David is a name grubber because, even though he wishes to attend Columbia University, he does not know why, all the while badmouthing smaller schools like Amherst College.
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Get the Grubbert mug.An individual with a mixed sense of self importance and/or a deeply shallow social life who harms others by wasting their time on Facebook with worthless, cute, wasteful, or cheesy copy-and-pasted motivational posts (that they don’t even adhere to).
The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.
Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.
The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.
Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.
My friend Carli just posted this on Facebook: "In the mood for Swedish Fish." What a Grubberface. No one, anywhere, on Planet Earth cares.
John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."
“About to eat a burger.”
“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.
John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."
“About to eat a burger.”
“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.
by UrbRC October 8, 2010
Get the Grubberface mug.A person who exploits a situation for personal gain, i.e. the person who glues your hard work onto a poster and claims that they did half the work of the project.
Andrea: Hey, did you hear about how those kids in Another Brick in the Wall part 2 didn't get paid?
Louisa: Yeah, Pink Floyd is such a Grubnubber!
Louisa: Yeah, Pink Floyd is such a Grubnubber!
by acertainfish December 7, 2010
Get the Grubnubber mug.Term used to describe a team of mixed martial arts fighters who are extremly skilled, & obtain victories by any means necessary, commonly involving moves & tactics often viewed as savage and/or grubby.
" dude, whos fighting at the next show?" " some decent amatuers, & the grubbsquad bro. Their gonna tear it up!" " for sure man, those dudes throw down hard & get so grubby!
by Mmaguru14 January 6, 2013
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