Gerald

The name of the small piece of fat in your armpit.

Person A: Dude how big is your gerald?
Person B: Get the fuck away from me?

by AcidityBM November 19, 2020

greading

A verb that describes the act of reading through the elements in your Google Reader, or an RSS reader of choice. Made from the noun "Google" and the verb "to read".

When people gread, they often pay less attention to the material in question than what they would have done if they were reading the same in a newspaper. This is because a greader has less time than an ordinary reader.

Bill says:
hi. what's happening?

Matt says:
i'm greading.

Bill says:
oh. i gread this awsome cat macro a while ago, and then my girlfriend came in. we both rotflol'd.

by vages December 17, 2008

Greaked

To be scared of someone whose name ends opodopodus

"Oh god, there's Theo, i'm really Greaked out"

by Meany Rebel October 1, 2007

greaky

the combination of freaky and geeky

Nick: yo what are you doing 2nite.
Kylie: o im going to babysit some greaky kids.

by nickbaseballman8 January 15, 2007

Greaney Bomb

The direct result and complications risen from when someone clumsily steps on or spills something

Jack: SHIT
Mike: .... what?
Jack: I just spilled this brand new bottle of Nyquil... Its everywhere/ I just spilled the cheese salsa... Its everywhere
Mike: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, not another Greaney Bomb

by beestmode360 November 9, 2009

Greaney

one who does not allow his kids to have motorized vehicles of any kind and is contradicting himself because he was into things like that as a kid

wow kev, big greaney said no... AGIAN!

by achhmed January 18, 2011

Gerald Gillum

the coolest and most good looking guy ever.
if u don't know who he is u need to die.

Person 1 : omg gerald gillum is so fucking gorgeous and his voice holy shit
Person 2: who's gerald gillum?
Person 1: die.

by Jokerjokerweedsmoker February 23, 2017